Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial

Now you're getting the hang of it!

Give Stubbs a hand!

Do it for the meme!

We know what you did.

So many deals!

You look good in those genes.

Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains

Eh, shake it off

Clear your calendar.

Bon apetit

You're a zombie that died.

Get killed by an airstrike

Get run over by a vehicle

Sooey! Feedin' time!

Mahlzeit

Load a jeep up with the squad

We got a twitcher!

Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air

Eat 2005 brains

10 Sod-O-Mobile kills

5 Tractor Kills

10 Tank kills

Possess each type of enemy once

Stun 10 enemies with your Unholy Flatulence

10 kills with a single Sputum Head

Beat the game in under two hours

100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible.

Get killed by a robot

It's been 15 years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it?

Land a jump tackle

Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help.

Demand a sequel.

You shouldn't pet the sheep