Complete your first house

Beat first level, first difficulty

Successfully bait a guard dog

Escape the house with the lights on

Scare the Wife

Escape whilst being chased

Unlock every safe in Main Game

Successfully rob any difficulty 3 house without alerting anyone

Get busted 10 times

Get busted 20 times

The most stealthiest moving company ever!

Is it true what they say? Did the cactus really pass gas?

Now these are friggen schweet!

47 Times and still no hit man!

Huh? What was that noise?

Let's take a walk in the Abyss!

Laughter is his Madness!

If there's one animal you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley it's a salt water croc!

I don't know the guy?

There goes my BP!