With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour.

Wooden boxes tremble in your presence.

Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand?

You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town.

It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans.

You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer.

You've been cordially invited.

Save this run to your highlight reel!

Flawless victory...

Good luck getting rid of this cat now!

The high score is now in your iron grip!

Freedom is relying on those you trust.

The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear.

Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette!

You ain't afraid of no rocks.

You split a rock in half down to an molecule.

You have completed the Run Home campaign.

Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter!

The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will.

You got hitched to the goo.

The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners.

You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive.

You have completed the Sweetwater campaign.

Because most of the gold is just not enough.

You've always got one finger on the mutton.

In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy.

No one is ever beyond redemption.

You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve.

You finally found the T'owl you were looking for.

You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff!

You were barrely victorious!

Simply the best way to brew beans.

You are the master of the arena.

There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward.

You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat!

You slay queen!

It's more of a lightly scratched record actually.

Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies.

Why do you seek spoilers of your own story?

You don't need no bots to know how to rock!

The Steam Workship is yours!

One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you.

You're initial top charts!

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries!

You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed.

You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower.

Let's hope that was the last gumming...

You're powered by the RNG of the universe!

The pendant is a ward against Samhain's witchcraft.

Anyone got any otter blood?

How many times must you cleanse the spring of Sweetwater?

Those were the kookiest cookies you ever cooked.

Better start shopping for razors in the bulk aisle.

You've made your friend Lupa more supa!

You've signed your name into the ledger.

You accepted the challenge, fought and never lost.

Fear-powered!

The mystery of the Halloween prankster has been solved.

Finally, a good use for candy corn.

You can drop in and smack the lip with the best of them.

King of the monsters.

You're the master of all noobies.

Hope an alien race wasn't watching your leet skills...

The frat boys are gonna need a new roof.

You've un-Kramp-efied the holiday season!