You have not failed immediately... Congratulations!
You've saved your pennies and collected $20,000!
By putting away a little something each week you have reached your goals of not being poor.
Uncle Scrooge has nothing on you!
Longevity is its own reward.
Did you really play this long or did you fall asleep at the keyboard again?
You let those poor refugees into your station, they will probably die soon from lack of oxygen caused by overpopulation but you've done your best.
You monster.
The Great Snarglefax of Klomtroon shall be full of wrath.
The Great Snarglefax of Klomtroon will be pleased, you shall have a seat of honour by the side of Jibbers at The Great Kerfuffle!
You've killed a lot of guests to get this far, at least this time you have a good excuse.
It may be bad luck to some, but you've built your station as high as the programmer would allow. Well done!
You researched every available tech!
Well... permanent until they die in a fire from your mismanagement.
You managed to find four sentient beings in the universe who don't mind living in your station. Well done!
Can you keep them alive?
Please let me know how you did it....
The first of many.
You managed to keep ten guests alive at a given time, well done!
Not only did you manage to support 20 aliens in your station at one time, you found 20 who actually WANTED to come.
You are a god among station managers.
HINT: The oxygen should be on the inside of the station.
100 Kills is pretty impressive, but I'm sure you can do better!
You are a master in the art of failing as a station manager. Well done!
That's a lot of metal.