You read all the books

You endured all the bad jokes in one single run

You solved all the crosswords in one single run

You fished all the red herrings

You burned all Will's fingers. Again. And again.

You gouged your eyes with an improper use of the slingshot

You really enjoyed those beans ping against the horn

You ate 10 or more low-calorie bars

You either don't care about your health or you need math tutoring

Lots of heavy metal hits... on your head

You did your best to injure Will, but his pixels are made of steel!

The house mice have made a fool of you

You didn't manage to electrocute yourself but it could have worked

You've drawn mighty sounds from the Phallarhorn... to no avail

You accidentally used your memories to light a grill

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

You tried and tried to pick stuff from the fire with your bare hands.

You picked up every single item in one single game

You ate energy bars and moatballs. Improve your diet with some junk food maybe?