Buy every single Golden item in the shop! Comes with a sweet shop theme.

Jump Mark through 50 pipes in Flappy Mark! It gets faster over time, can you keep up with them?

Jump Mark through 25 pipes in Flappy Mark! You'll need some good reflexes for this one.

Eat up 25 apples in the original minigame of Snake.

Eat up 50 apples in the original minigame of Snake. Are you sure Snake's not full yet?

Eat up ALL of the apples in the original minigame of Snake. You know, Snake could use a rest once in a while.

Find the exit to Mark's Maze once.

Find the exit to Mark's maze three times! He just keeps getting lost in there, maybe we should stop sending him in?

Find the exit to Mark's maze ten times! The dumb man just keeps getting lost, but luckily you're an expert on escapes.

Marcus' crypto scheme must be a sophisticated scam... Don't let your brother get away like that!

Macus recovers and now he's not looking for more money, but for blood.

Get M$40 from the falling Mark minigame- the pilot's gonna be pissed.

Get M$65 from the falling Mark minigame- You've gotta get some insane luck for this one.

Put on 'No Hat', 'No Mark', and 'No Sound'.

Mark isn't very impressed with his joker nose. Put on 'Joker Nose' and 'Unimpressed Mark'.

Buy any item that's only available in a certain time of year from Merchant Mark.

Have over M$1000 at any single time.

Earn M$25 from a single round of Traffic Mark.

Earn M$50 from a single round of Traffic Mark. Get off the bloody road mate.

Steal M$25 from the Bank as Robber Mark... I mean, borrow. You'll give it back eventually, right?

Steal M$50 from the Bank as Robber Mark... I mean, borrow. I don't think you'll give it back though.

Earn M$50 from looping around the amazing Mark Loops! Gliding smoothly around Mark is what you do best.

Earn M$25 from looping around the amazing Mark Loops!

Complete all of the normal & hazards stages in Mark Loops- It'll be tricky!

Earn M$120 from looping around the amazing Mark Loops! That's a perfect run- now the only thing to improve is your time!

Meet Mark.

Let Mark hit the corner of your monitor once.

Let Mark hit the corner of your monitor twice.

Let Mark hit the corner of your monitor five times!

Let Mark hit the corner of your monitor twenty times! That must hurt.

Mark is getting a bit dizzy after headbutting your screen perfectly 50 times.

Mark is really getting tired of headbutting your screen amazingly 100 times.

Ouch.

Checkmate the Merchant in a game of chess.

Checkmate the Merchant when he's playing at his finest! This is no easy feat.

*william noises*

Get over M$30 in the 100% legal, not copyrighted, absolutely unique and original idea of break it!

See Mark perform magic for the first time... :eyes:

dangerously silly! get away!

nuclear silly! seek immediate shelter from this lad. simply perposterous

Was it worth it?

Why did you do this to yourself?