Purchased the pause screen, animation and audio DLC packs.

Found all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.

Spent one hundred coins.

Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.

You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!

You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?

Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.

Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.

Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.

Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.

You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!

You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?

You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?