With a full tank of gas you've more than doubled the value of your car!
The entire goddamn engine is garbage!
Confucius say, man who runs behind truck will get exhausted.
We're bangin' on all cylinders now!
A few cans short of a 12 pack.
I have a nuclear weapon, and I'd appreciate it if everyone stopped bothering me about it.
This chunk of iron might be big enough to give your truck stretch marks.
You probably have a good reason to drop a V8 engine into a 2500lb truck.
Because dropping a V8 into a 2500lb truck wasn't enough for you.
You recycled a lot of junk!
You have so much money you can't even carry it all.
That's some strong moonshine! You could probably use it as fuel if you wanted to.
Perform a long jump challenge with extra style points.
Perform a long jump challenge while leaned outside the window, while chugging a beer.
You solved a puzzle so difficult you received a trophy from God himself.
Win the second D/R race.
You bought a foreclosed house at a great price!
For some reason you decided it was a good idea to drive a squatted truck.