Your first failure! Congratz!
Fail more! Fail better!
You reached your first destination. You're road-tripping the right way!
You're a true Nicolas Cage.
You visited the 6 base DESTINATIONS. What a champ!
6 DESTINATIONS with all their LAYERS?! You win at road-tripping.
You are officially the worst job applicant ever! Hooray?
You got the goods. Noice.
NANI?! YOU COULD BE THE NEW COMPETITIVE TAROT CHAMPION!!!
You were the true protagonist of the Coven's latest episode.
Monster Prom wasn't enough for you... Welcome to Cryptid Prom!
You fought Heaven in order to attend a fancy banquet.
You've been the MVP at every DESTINATION.
You got all GOOD ENDINGS. Don't you ever get tired of winning?
You've visited half of the LOCATIONS. Did you bring some postcards?
You've visited all the LOCATIONS. Get some rest!
You've seen half of the EVENTS. What an eventful life!
You've seen all the EVENTS. Did... did you like them?
You've seen half of the OUTCOMES. Keep going!
You've seen all the OUTCOMES. Consider putting that on your resumé.
You've collected all the TRINKETS. Which one was your favorite?
You've gotten rid of all your initial TRINKETS. Don't hold on to the past!
4 of your TRINKETS were tied to the same RESOURCE. You sure liked that RESOURCE, huh?
You asked for a refund, apparently.
Bartering with Noodles made you lose. Barter responsibly!
You've picked up all the HITCHHIKERS. There's always room in your car!
Your first DATE ENDING! It must be love!
You got half of the DATE ENDINGS. What an adventurous love life!
You got all the DATE ENDINGS... you're a true Casanova!
You're an eclectic music aficionado
You'd rather die than be boring.
You didn't take any risks... and you still died. Incredible!
You chose a LOCATION on the MAP INFO BOARD and you didn't visit it. Having second thoughts?
You've chosen a LOCATION on the MAP INFO BOARD thrice. You clearly like to have everything under control.
You won without ever choosing an ACTION with a KNOWN RESOURCE... So bold of you!
You ONLY take risks.
You reached a DESTINATION while traveling with an inconvenient HITCHHIKER, because you don't care.
You reached all the DESTINATIONS while traveling with their inconvenient HITCHHIKERS. You surely love a challenge!
You looked death in the eye and said... "UwU"
If you're going to lose, at least lose fast... right?
Who knew you could play by yourself and still lose? A feat in and of itself!
Being the MVP of a party of 1 is still being an MVP!
You won at road-tripping... THE HARD WAY.
No DESTINATION could resist you... not even in HARD mode.
All problems can be solved with a taxi license.
You listened to all 4 secret songs. What a melomaniac!
Know thyself.
Chillin' at the spa with the homies!
It turns out size DOES matter.
Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake song!
Remember: cool kidz don't gamble.
Lady Luck is on your side.
You don't need to know how to play POKER 2 to win at POKER 2!
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeigh!
Sooooooooooooooup!
When you have a monkey's paw, everything looks like... something you can solve with a monkey's paw!
This monkey isn't short on fingers, baby!
Ah, sweet, gullible Coach!
Everything can be solved with a good, well-timed prank!
Mirage Town, population: you.
2D is so last season!
You don't truly get to know your friends until you switch bodies.
Narrator: they did try something funny.
You've seen all of Polly and Scott's outfits. These two surely packed a lot of clothes!
You solved all your problems with the power of SNOWBOARDING!
Meow!
You completed 5 PRANK DARES before reaching a DESTINATION. You never shy while facing a dare!
NO ONE STEALS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT.
Let's pretend that was your first option, shall we?
You grow tired of people quite fast. Maybe... work on that?
Nope, it was the other one.
Your intuition is... not great.
Worst financial decision ever.
When you're out there, carry me with you.
Good memories and all that, right?