What is the meaning of life?

What is consciousness?

What does your soul smell like?

Why is ice cream so yummy?

Is it easier to love or to be loved?

Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?

Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!

Aim true and land an arrow in the crack

Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world

Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello

I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person

Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!

Voluntarily look at the credits screen

Get promoted to RANK A

Collect all coins while carving up the powder

Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell

Help Boric find the secret achievement

Listen to enough of the knight's advice

Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)

Play every stage at least once

If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?

Is the truth out there?

What if Jack can't save the president?

Was it the chicken or the egg?

RGB or CMYK?

Dogs vs cats - who wins?

Shitsurei shimasu

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Get promoted to RANK S

Scare your customer away with gross negligence

Collect 3 coins using your really old phone

Choose the cup with the ball inside

Read the news without making any mistakes

POING! Collect all the coins on this stage

Oooh look at you!

Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare

SHRED a 66 combo

Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink

Get all 5 photos without screwing up

Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!

Ruin the game

Present your underpants in court

Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage

Line up the pictures to get a prize...

Dock your ship upside down

Skip the stone fifteen times

Crash into the trophy van

Catch 3 coins while fishing

Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage

Beat the boxer in the last second

Be super accurate when setting the time

Complete your first Daily Challenge

React without thinking

Take ten bites of the hotdog

Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer

Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs

Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins

Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb

Finish rallying within half a minute

Knock over 8 gnomes

Lose 15 marbles

Squash the fly within 5 seconds

Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy

Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool

Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage

Vacuum at least 80% of the dust

Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes

Make a really nice vegetarian pizza

Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less

Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around

Swim to the finish line without taking damage

Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage

Go postal in the restroom

Jump on the hidden enemy's head

Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds

Don't smash the car

Get every page of the hint book

Throw up

Complete the trial in under 4 minutes