Saw something awful in the forest

Won a cruise on a Nice Boat

Escaped through the third-floor window

Achievement Hunting is literally your name

Wished for an achievement to unlock

Typed in a classic code

Successful evaporation!

Picked up a mysterious key

Could have helped, but chose not to

Performed a naked cartwheel

Fooled Chuck with a classic stealth manoeuvre

Service, service!

Entered an endless recursion of time

Zack would be proud

And that's a fact

Spent the day at the beach

Pulled off an unlikely spike