Play at least 20 tracks

Receive an "S" score on one track

Receive an "S" score on five tracks

Receive an "S" score on ten tracks

Receive an "S" score on fifteen tracks

Receive an "S" score on twenty or more tracks

Abstain from tooting

Unlock a trombone color

Unlock all trombone colors

Unlock a Sound Set

Unlock all Sound Sets

Get a sack

Get 50 Tromboner Cards

Turd your last Mozart card

Abstain from sound completely

Express your love of baboons

Become the Trombone Champ of Legend

Develop an enormous brain full of facts

Receive an "S" score on twenty-five or more tracks

Receive an "S" score on thirty or more tracks