You picked up every single item in one single game

You really enjoyed those beans ping against the horn

You fished all the red herrings

Find the Easter Egg

Beat the game in less than 15 minutes

Buy the Extended Soundtrack to support our work :)

You burned all Will's fingers. Again. And again.

You read all the books

Beat the game

You either don't care about your health or you need math tutoring

Find all the relics

You gouged your eyes with an improper use of the slingshot

You endured all the bad jokes in one single run

You solved all the crosswords in one single run

You didn't manage to electrocute yourself but it could have worked

You ate 10 or more low-calorie bars

You accidentally used your memories to light a grill

You tried and tried to pick stuff from the fire with your bare hands.

Lots of heavy metal hits... on your head

The house mice have made a fool of you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

You did your best to injure Will, but his pixels are made of steel!

You ate energy bars and moatballs. Improve your diet with some junk food maybe?

You've drawn mighty sounds from the Phallarhorn... to no avail